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Your Horoscope for Today

DePaul is written in the stars. Not, like, legibly. But it’s there.

By Tehr Umar
Milky Way over Minnesota Photo by Alex Kormann/Star Tribune via Getty Images

Aries: Rank DePaul.

Taurus: Rank DePaul.

Gemini: Rank DePaul. Both of you.

Cancer: Rank DePaul.

Leo: Rank DePaul. Also, the Kylie Jenner Leo lipkit is fantastic, if you’re looking for a little weekend outfit oomph.

Virgo: Rank DePaul.

Libra: Rank DePaul.

Scorpio: Rank DePaul.

Sagittarius: Rank DePaul.

Capricorn: Rank DePaul.

Aquarius: Rank DePaul.

Pisces: Put down the Lana Del Rey. And rank DePaul.

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