On a cold and rainy night, Big East commissioner stands John Marinatto in the main room of a rundown office space. He observes two mascots already seated at desks with another arriving late removing its rain-soaked hat and jacket as it walks into the room. Another man the mascots do not recognize stands next to Marinatto.
Due to language and adult situations, Dave Chappelle advises: Better not bring your kids
Let me have your attention for a moment. What are you talking about? You're talking about (extinguishes cigarette on Pouncer's empty desk) that time you blocked Temple from a full Big East membership, or when you destroyed SMU 95-21. Let's talk about something important! Are they all here?
Oh...have I got your attention now? Good. If you can't close the deal with the financial data you were given, you can't close shit, you ARE shit, hit the bricks pal and beat it because you are going out!
And your name is wanting. You can't close this conference. Go home and tell your wife your problems. Because only one thing matters in life! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted! Your hear me, you stupid mascots?
/flips over blackboard. A-B-C. A-always, B-be, C-closing. Always be closing! Always be closing! You think this conference has meetings just to get out of this rain? They want to buy your proposal or they don’t have the meetings in the first place! Are you gonna take their BCS money? Are you man enough to take it?
These are the BCS checks. And to you, they’re gold. And you don’t get them. Giving them to you is like throwing them away. They are for closers. I’d wish you luck but you wouldn’t know what to do with it.