Happy Thanksgiving!

Here are some slam jams, alley-oops, dipsy-do dunkaroos, two step rim rockers, and breakaway glass-shattering smashes by Creighton’s redshirt freshman center Justin Patton. All of these are in .gif form and you’re more than welcome to save them to your downloads folder and spread them around the internet, just make sure to use the hashtag #cooldunk when you do!

Special shoutout to White and Blue Review and Tom Nemitz for all the videos in which these .gifs were harvested, which are available on youtube.

Here’s a song you can play as you browse through the .gifs, if your bandwidth and memory can handle it. It syncs up pretty well, plus it’ll make your wife/husband think you’re high brow and fancy for listening to a Coltrane & Duke Ellington collaboration.

vs UMKC

#cooldunk

#cooldunk

#cooldunk

vs Wisconsin

Though this isn’t a dunk it’s still p cool.

#notadunk

#cooldunk

#cooldunk

vs Washington State

#cooldunk

#cooldunk

vs NC State

#cooldunk

#cooldunk

#cooldunk

#cooldunk

vs Ole Miss

#cooldunk

#cooldunk

#cooldunk

Well there you have it!

I’d like to give thanks to the entire team at Big East Coast Bias, who you can find on our masthead, as well as all you fantastic Bluejay fans out there who are hilarious and beautiful, please keep reading my articles - I need to send my kid to college. If you have any suggestions on a .gif highlight article like this for any other Bluejay player, let me know.

Pass the gravy - I’ll be sure to dunk it on my plate and ruin thanksgiving.