Only Cowards Think DePaul Deserves To Be Unranked

Throughout the course of modern history, there have been no shortage of cowards in this world. Benedict Arnold was a famous coward. Courage the Cowardly Dog? That’s a given. It says “coward” right in his name. Ben Simmons prior to November 20, 2019? Absolutely. Thank you for shooting a three, you coward.

More and more cowards pop up every single day. Most recently, the cowards have included those who didn’t #RankDePaul last week. The Blue Demons made these AP voters look very foolish and cowardly after their thrilling victory over Texas Tech to improve to 9-0.

By nature of the AP Poll, you have a chance to atone and right a wrong by rightfully placing DePaul upon your top 25 ballot next week and sending the Demons into the Top 25 for one of the only times this decade.

Pictured below is DePaul head coach Dave Leitao in an angry moment. Look at that man. Is that a man you would want to disappoint by not ranking DePaul? I think not.

Rank DePaul, you cowards.

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