ESPNU's new show "UNITE" ran last night and while I missed it at first, I was alerted to it by many Kentucky fans who were tuning in to see them reference #LouisvilleHateDay. Did I make UNITE because of my witty commentary on the Big East? Haha, nope. I made it for pointing out that Vanderbilt still hasn't sold out tonight's nationally televised season opener against ninth-ranked South Carolina. Gaze upon my beautiful bald head on television, won't you?